You might be from a small town if...
You can name everyone you graduated with.
You know what 4-H is.
You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road
You used to drag "main."
You said the 'f' word and your parents knew within the hour.
You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would
bust you and which ones wouldn't - same goes with the game warden
You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting
School gets canceled for state events.
You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how
old you were (and if you were old enough they'd tell your parents anyhow).
You were ever in the Homecoming parade.
You have ever gone home for Homecoming.
It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
You had senior skip day.
The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
You don't give directions by street names but directions by
references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks east Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field).
The Country Club golf course had only 9 holes and was next to a cornfield.
You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend
Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads
You think kids that ride skateboards are weird
The next town is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually just like your town.
Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise
You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people"
The people in the city dress funny, then you pick- up on the trend two years later
You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday
Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store
You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.
Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference.
The city council meets at the coffee shop.
You have ever taken a trailer or dog to school on a daily basis.
Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Fleet Farm
You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.
Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
You can charge at all the local stores.
The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away and so is the closest mall.
It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.