You might be from Wisconsin if ...
You define Summer as three months of bad sledding...
Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar...
Snow tires come standard on all your cars...
Half of your relatives work on a dairy farm...
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events...
You have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week...
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Fleet Farm at any given time...
You know what "cow-tipping" is...
You think of the major food groups as cheese, beer, fish, and venison...
You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike...
"Down South" to you means Chicago...
You can drive 65 mph through a foot of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching...
Traveling coast to coast means going from LaCrosse to Milwaukee...
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them...
Your whole family wears Green Bay Packer clothes to church on Sunday...
You know which leaves make good toilet paper...
The "Big Three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee & PBR
You head south to go to your cottage...
You know a brat is something you eat ...
You know that Eau Claire is not something you eat...
The local paper covers major headlines on 1 page, but requires 6 pages for sports...
You have no problem spelling Milwaukee...
You walk your dog in a t-shirt and stocking feet during a snowstorm...
You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon...
You find 0 degrees "a little chilly"...
You were unaware there is a legal drinking age...
You think Deer Season is a national holiday...
At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant...
You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit...
You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc...
In your backyard the most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun...
You know what a bubbler is...
You refer to the Packers as "we"...
The snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do...
You can recognize someone from Illinois by their driving...
You have more miles on your snowblower than your car...
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce...
You know several people who have hit deer more than once (and kept the meat)...
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes fill in with snow...
A Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer...
You go out for fish fry on every Friday...
You go to work in a snowsuit in the morning and return home wearing shorts...
You know what to do with a Blatz...
When you tell someone where you are from and they say: 'I thought that was part of Canada'...
Your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring and the 4th of July...
The mosquitoes have landing lights...
You know how to polka....
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway...
You think that Lutheran and Catholics ARE the major religions...
You measure distance in hours...
Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a baseball cap...
It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you
have to stop and talk to everyone in town...
You define "swimming season" as Labor Day weekend...
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie...
You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend...
You buy your Christmas presents at Fleet Farm...